Polybaton

As seen on chain

pump.fun's
first name
now in low poly!

Before it was pump.fun, that account was @batonfinance. Same handle, same company. The paperwork still says Baton Corporation — so we gave the name a dog, a hat, and twelve triangles.

See the paperworkOrder in 3 easy steps
Triangles
12
Vertices
8
Baton
1
Utility
0
A low-poly Shiba Inu dog in a police officer cap holding a green baton, standing on a faceted city crosswalk
● Live · Studio 64
tris 12 / verts 8
Only12Triangles

Dog shown actual polygon count

CA:BAT0nC0rp0rat10nL0wP0LyD0gM3shPumP@lowpolybaton
POLYBATONAS SEEN ON CHAINNOT SOLD IN STORESONLY 12 TRIANGLESOPERATORS STANDING BYSAME HANDLESAME COMPANYLIMIT 8 VERTICES PER HOUSEHOLDACT NOWPOLYBATONAS SEEN ON CHAINNOT SOLD IN STORESONLY 12 TRIANGLESOPERATORS STANDING BYSAME HANDLESAME COMPANYLIMIT 8 VERTICES PER HOUSEHOLDACT NOW

Not a paid actor

The paperwork

Close-up of the low-poly dog officer holding a green baton
Exhibit A

Same handle. Same company. Older name.

Before it was pump.fun, that account posted as @batonfinance. Nobody made a new account — they renamed the one they had. The legal filing was never updated to match the storefront.

So the first name is still sitting there in the registry, unclaimed, doing nothing. We gave it eight vertices, a regulation cap, and a green baton.

Filed As
Baton Corporation

The paperwork never changed. It still says this today.

Original Handle
@batonfinance

Same account, same handle, later renamed.

Doing Business As
pump.fun

The storefront name. The legal name stayed home.

Included free

But wait — there's more

Bonus #1

Flat Shading

One normal per face. Light hits it and stops arguing. No smoothing groups, no subdivision, no extra charge.

Bonus #2

64px Texture

A single diffuse map, nearest-neighbour filtered forever. Anti-aliasing was quoted and came back too expensive.

Bonus #3

Regulation Baton

Green body, white tip, fully licensed. Included at no additional cost with every dog. Batteries not required.

Bonus #4

No Rig, No Rug

The dog does not animate and the dog does not move funds. He stands. He holds. That is the entire feature set.

All four bonuses included. Nothing ships. Nothing ever shipped.

Results not typical

Real testimonials

“I looked up the filing myself. It really does still say Baton Corporation. I sat down.”

Denise R.

Verified Handle Historian

“Twelve triangles arrived in the mail. No instructions. Best purchase of my life.”

Marv T.

Holds The Baton

“The first name is back and my normals have never been flatter. Ask me how.”

Officer 0012

Precinct 64, On Duty

Operators standing by

3 easy steps

  1. Step 1

    Read The Filing

    Before it was pump.fun, that account was @batonfinance. Confirm it yourself. We will wait right here.

  2. Step 2

    Copy The Address

    One click. No forms, no shipping details, no operator will ever call you back about it.

  3. Step 3

    Hold The Baton

    The mesh count stays at twelve forever. That is the whole product and the whole promise.

CA:BAT0nC0rp0rat10nL0wP0LyD0gM3shPumP@lowpolybaton

Before you call

Common questions

The company the paperwork was filed under. Before it was pump.fun, that same account posted as @batonfinance. Same handle, same company, older name.